“HEY SWEETIE,YOU SEEM LIKE SOMEONE I CAN TALK TO!!YOU SEEM DOWN TO EARTH AND EASY TO TALK TO!!IM SO NOT SOME SCUM BAG-WEIRDO,IM JUST A BLUNT CONFIDENT PERSON!I GET A VIBE YOU ARE TO?ANYWAY I THINK YOU ARE HOT,AND HAVE VERY NICE TITS!I SAW IN YOUR PICS,SORRY IF THAT OFFENDED YOU,IT WAS A COMPLIMENT,ARE YOU MAD?”
Nah, I ain’t mad because you, sir, are a comedic genius. I like you’re style, too, ‘cause you have no time for spaces after punctuation marks. Makes everything sound more urgent. I can just picture you now, interrupting your complimenting my breasts by ardently inquiring if I was mad about your complimenting my breasts.
My friend started a blog to document the insane messages she gets on the dating website of her choice. I suggest you follow.
Just laughed so hard I drooled.
