December 2010
6 posts
whydoihaveablog:
(video via fireeyedboi)
Miley Cyrus on salvia.
My one experience with salvia was filled with less laughter and more me, sitting in my bed, frozen in fear, wondering what Officer Jones from Reno 911 was doing there, and how I was going to explain such a large black man in my bedroom to my parents.
(Officer Jones was not in my bedroom. I had taken the hit while Reno 911 was on...
I’m having a really hard time doing my Christmas cards this year seeing as I don’t have a job, my boyfriend is pissing me off, and I don’t have any pets. I’m thinking of making up completely random stories about myself or including a nonsensical poem.
Shark vs. Amy
Had a dream in which I was being chased by a shark: “a shark represents a person in your life who is greedy and unscrupulous. This person goes after what he or she wants with no regards to the well-being and sensitivity of others.”